December 1st 2005
Another day called Thursday
Well today is Thursday December 1st. How can it be, were did the other 11 months go to, Time really does go faster the older you get.
Take this week, I thought today was Monday but it's not it's the weekend again.
Giuseppe rang. It will cost more than Euro 2500 to ship back the stuff from Rome to Amsterdam. More expensive than if we go out and buy it all again new. So we are abandoning everything and cutting our losses.
Real waste of Giuseppe's time. Steve (Our X man in Rome) what a tosser. really let us down. I have removed his name from my Christmas list and added his name to my little black book and if you ask anyone who's name gets into it what happens they wouldn't be able to tell you.
I have always agreed with the saying , "revenge is a dish best served cold"
4.12PM- More later.
Really Freezing outside now. Expect snow any minute.
5.15
Gusto owner from next door arrives in office to report that his restaurant is leaking water and it's our fault, come quick.
Brendan & Myself walk slowly to the door and arrive to find water dripping from the roof onto table 3. Brendan once again came to the rescue and managed to fix the problem.
All quite on the Amsterdam front.
Adding plenty of new content to the site hoping to get relisted by Goggle.
Today we also added a few new photos to our Yammie Page
Nieuwmarkt Square is nearing completion unless they decide to dig up the other side as well, but it does not look like it, but one never can tell.
The Ice skating rink is open on Dam square again this year. There licence was refused last year but the year before we had a great time. Have not gone yet this year but do intend too. This year it really looks great. I'll get a few photos for you to have a look and will post them here.
Have not been down to Amsterdam Coke in a few days so nothing to report there.
No word from Delhi so nothing to report here either.
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12.40am
Arrived back in office to find Brendan & Ken both fairly pissed out of there heads and started talking and talking so I best try escape and go to bed.
Meantime here are a few jokes.
Bill Clinton joke.
Hillary went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told her. "But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?" she asked. "Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whorehouse, and his language is terrible."
"Well, I want him," she said. "Suit yourself," the manager shrugged. When she got the parrot back to the White House, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye, and said, "New house, new madam." Hillary laughed.
Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird. "New house, new whores," the parrot observed. At first they were offended, but when Hilary explained about the bird's history, they too, laughed at him.
A few minutes later, the president entered the living quarters. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said, "Hi, Bill."
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ANOTHER ONE
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Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
Try to Explain This One to an Insurance Company...
Now for a BUSH joke
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
1.11am LIVE FROM BASEMENT OFFCE
Brendan still talking. We go live to office --- I fell like a skeleton, do you remember the day Emmett, your a fucking idiot Brendan, your a fucking idiot Brendan (Brendan talking about himself). I cannot wait for next week in London, me and my lady wife. Bla, bla bla
Ken butts in, Were all down the drain,he says,
What's down the drain, Me & Brendan say at the same time.
He is just sitting on the chair and is mumbling to him self.
1.27am
All gone quite, Kenny rolling joint and gone all quite.
Are you fucked - Brendan asks ken,
I am nearly fucked, fuck off, fuck you,. I said that to a girl once. ken says.
Emmett says - Only once.
Ken , can you do a check in tomorrow in Coke at 5.30am .Brendan asks Ken.
I am not a bleeding heart, Brendan says, You think I'm a bleeding heart, Listen to the Brady club every morning, That's why I never go to the breakfast club. Same in Dublin I never went, I went 4 times and never again. Crazy breakfasts.
1.34am
Gone quite again
The only thing I think about is going to Australia with Caroline.
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No,No, she can't call your xxxxxx , Ken butts in,
Do you believe this bull shit Emmett, Brendan says
No, No, Women fight, Ken says, it's different to how men fight, so if we were dogs I would be the alpha male.
Where is Dee , Brendan asks, She would spit you out.
Today I bought a tuna salad, and Emmett & Dee started annoying me about the Tuna, and dolphins and crabs and lobsters. How does a lettuce feel being pulled from the ground.The way they were talking to me today as if I was the enemy. I do not believe all this, fuck off, fuck off Dee, Fuck off Emmett, Fuck off to that.
To what, ken asks.
To the Chinese, they live by the sea. they look into the bucket next door and pick crabs up and drop them down again.
When I go to A.H , I squeeze a lettuce and an avocado. if it's soft I buy.
1.46am
Do you have this on tape, Brendan ask's me.
Pull your trousers up a bit higher mate, Pull your trousers up a bit higher mate, Pull your trousers up a bit higher Kenny boy.
Look at him Emmett,, Emmett turns his head towards Ken , ken is pulling up his trousers to around mid body.
I prefer to be an asshole, Ken says.
Brendan farts.
Time to go. he can be very smelly.
