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AMSTERDAM ESCAPE BOG -->> ENTRY November 19th 2007 - Titled - Winter once again.
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November 19th 2007 --->>> Winter once again, help!
Good day folks and thanks for dropping by and let me say before I start today's rant you are all invited back next week or maybe even sooner depending on how you react to today's message, if you find today's entry funny and very few do, you will be welcomed back with open hands and empty pockets. This of course will depend on the sort of sense of humor you have.
On tests we found 8 out of 10 retards like it a lot, 7 out of 10 escaped mental patients found it mildly amusing, 6 out of 10 Christians tried stoning us, 5 out of 10 low life's laughed a lot, 4 out of 10 nuns ordered a subscription, 3 out of 10 dirty old men thought it was pornographic, 2 out of 10 Italians under stood more than four words of it. 1 out of 10 sick twisted old bats wrote nasty reviews about us, well we have your names and addresses do expect a personal visit during the night of the 7th of December.
Now on to more pressing business.
Winter arrived today. Got up at the usual time and went about my usual bits and bobs and then when finally ready I headed out the door to find WINTER HAD ARRIVED overnight. what a shock, F...... freezing. Help, I ran back inside and added four extra layers to my body and then once again braved the elements.
Not Nice, being a professional retard we hate the cold almost as much as we do eating cold food. Retards hate cold anything, even beer, Warm beer warm heart is the Retard way..
Today in Amsterdam I went for a walkies to check out the latest happenings happening around the city, Dam square is all dug up due to the new (Not needed) Metro system which is costing many billions of us tax payers Euros,
Another Clog shop has also opened on Dam square, just what we need.
I could not walk too far as I was so cold. will try further afield tomorrow if I am still alive.
Now on to another matter.
I know it's been a while since my last confession but I am here to fill you in on all the news that is the news over the last few months
A few months back I told you about Giuseppe and him finding Dog himself on Nieuwmarkt square, anyway to make a tall story long he has spent the last months feeding the poor, blessing anyone who crosses his path, helping the bums and drug addicts around the area weather,they want help or not , Giuseppe never takes no as an answer, no matter how many times you tell him or how loud you shout it. He just carried on anyway. A kick in the nuts I guess is the only way, but with him being a kick boxer and karate expert as well as having Dog on his side I always feel a little out numbered.
Well last month he met this angel named Deano OKA Mohammad from Somalia, He escaped from the war zone, made it to Amsterdam (leaving his wife and 2 kids behind) but on arriving, got put into a holding centre for refugees here in Amsterdam. Then after two months being held, one days he is taken from the centre, brought to Schipol airport, given Euro 150 and told "Your a free man". A miracle, if ever I saw one.
Anyway him being Dog mad, headed for the nearest church to praise the lord for letting him out. He meets Giuseppe and Giuseppe brings him along to meet us.
It's possible this guy is an Angel, maybe a slightly fallen angel (No Wings) but as Clarence Oddbody once said, " Every time a bell rings a Angel gets his wings" So there is still hope and time for Deano (OKA Mohammad).
This Angel we have taken a real liking too and is a great influence on Giuseppe in all ways good.
He is also a great worker and has taken over the running of one of our buildings , but one slight problem is he has filled it to the brim with homeless people,and we all know the problem with homeless people is , you guessed it - they have no money.
"We are in the hotel business" , I tried explaining to him but it's like talking to Dog himself, he cant hear you.
"Must help Homeless" he replies every time. "Deano I said only in your apartment where the homeless allowed", you have 27 in total in all our rental apartments" we have to clear them out by noon. "High noon" he replied with a smile.
"Ya very high noon" I replied with one of my famous crocodile smiles.
When I went down last week he had all 27 of them dressed as hotel porters, trying to blend in to the scenery.
"Where are they all sleeping now" I asked , hoping to get the answer I had being praying for on the way down the road as we have guests arriving for the apartments over the next day or so.
'In my room" he replied, "What all 27, in your studio"
"yes, we take turns lying down".
I didn't ask any more questions and just left it, "Well keep them quite so not to disturb the guests".
"Yes Boss"
As I was heading down the stairs i find about four or five of them fighting over a suitcase, "I'm taking it, , "No I must take it" "Deano Says I Must Do". The poor guest was looking slightly concerned that this case was going to fall apart any moment and all his personal items hit the deck. "Please, Please, I can carry my own Bag" he was saying.
I did not stop, but quickened my pace up and made a dash for it until I was well clear.
Will report more later
Other Happenings / News
Today we had a visit from Our X Man in Rome, Stevo,the mild mannered janitor. Stevo (readers might remember) was the guy who was running the RomeEscape operation until he did a runner himself one day leaving us high and dry with guests arriving all over the place and Steve running as far away as possible to look after his papa and mama.
Well as we are the type who turn the other cheek, we of course welcomed as you do any prodigal son, we burned the fatted calf, popped corks and skipped the light fandango
Robbie The coldest retard in 4 counties
Over and Up (yours).
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AMSTERDAM ESCAPE BOG -->> ENTRY November 19th 2007 - Titled - Winter once Again
