Wednesday 4th 2006.
Titled -- A busy day cleaning
Well well well fancy seeing you here, just shows the power of word of mouth. My readership is growing. I can see my name in lights way way way in the distance or is it an on coming car.
My eye sight is not the may west.
I have had 2 operations to correct the sight each time a success but as with everything it does not last , must be time for number 3. I was told the 1st time it was a once in a lifetime operation , last for ever . Within 4 years I was back again and they tried the latest version of the operation on me. They were a bit nervous about doing it again I must say but the main man (Mr Fintan Lavery) took charge of me personally.
I guess I need a return visit to him and the latest version again.
Also need a face lift and a nose operation my pelvis realigned and a few other minor adjustments. Nothing to worry your pretty little heads about, I'm not going to suddenly stop blogging, why non even after my last triple by-pass did I stop blogging. I was blogging within 4 hours of the operation. I'm a blogger born and bred.
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Got up at the usual time - 9am.with the usual cheerful call from my skin and blister, "Good morning" . little bruv.
Got the crossies and made the eggs. Dee says" I think I am sick of eggs"
(copy cat). So we are both sick of eggs. No more eggs. What will we eat for breakfast?. Pause ...... Pause....... Eggs?
We have put off this decision until we vomit (sorry).
It's costing me over Euro 22.00 a week for crossies. Euro 88 a month so I will be richer if we give up the eggs. I think I will vomit real soon.
I got a new reader today , one of our guests told Brendan on check in that she reads the blog daily, Welcome new reader I know who you are and I'll be around to your house to welcome you personally and I don't mean the one your renting in Amsterdam.
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Today I rejoined the cleaning crew as it is busy busy busy. During the cleaning I happened to see myself in a mirror , Help I am faT (with a capital T). I think their back I said to myself. (readers will remember that I have been having problems with people living inside of me, I seem to be a magnet for them. As soon as I get rid of one or two of them another two or three take their place.
I am an odd shape. A cross between a barrel and pig.
I read an advertisement saying "Look like a pig"? Well join us and become something else , So I started attending classes. It went something like this
My first lesson the guy started by saying " First things second we'll all start by drawing a pig and find out what your drawing of a pig says about you and your personality" (Sounds suspect I thought to myself) I am here to loose weight and look like someone else. He made us all Draw a pig
(839,285 other idiots have) (Warning Warning go here only if you like pigs and other low life's)
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Today in Amsterdam was also a nice day, sun in the sky and everyone happy. Giuseppe rang to inform us he is coming back on Saturday (God help us) There are several daggers drawn already and others are currently searching for their's or out shopping for replacements.
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Gerry seems to have been up to his usual tricks , Brendan is complaining about his computer going slow. Every year Brendan says "Keep that fucker of my computer" and every year Brendan's computer goes slow or worse.
One year we lost an 6 months mails.
Fingers crossed/ touch wood and anything else you can think of.
1.02Am update-- defrag in progress
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We have received several complaints from readers about my bad use of English. What to do want, Chinese.
Main complaints are my use of to, two & too and their, there and they're
They wanted to eat their victim but they're too late by two o'clock.
I will write this 99 times more and I hope this shuts most of you up for a while. I promise to do better.
Well that's all for tonight, I am already 8 minutes late for my late night cup of hot choc. (11.38pm)
Onwards and upwards
See you around soon fruitcakes. As they say in Lapland " Burrrrrrr it's f...... freezing.
LIVE UPDATE 1.05am
I am getting fatter by the minute, I think an entire family have just moved in.
Doctor, doctor
Robbie
Retard
The coolest retard in the west
