Tuesday 10th 2006. (1st entire 14 inch blog)
Titled - Hell's a poppin
Greetings Readers ,
I am blogging LIVE and UNEDITED today from my emergency fall out shelter here in the office.
All hell has broken out here, BB, Giuseppe and Emmett are all gone crazy, 1 has totally flipped, 1 is totally silent and the other one was last reported to be locked into the Snug apartment with the key in the lock and a 'No one at home" sign pinned to the door.
At this point I cannot make out which is which as I only have a tiny angle of vision from my emergency bunker.
But with cannon fire almost non stop I dare not venture out yet. I am relying on reports from Mother ship and Gerry
It all started after one of them read recent entries in this very blog. Yes I kid you not, This BLOG is responsible for office war 3. The person in question went totally ballistic and took his base ball bat out and used in on Emmett's new computer but in his crazy rage mixed computers up and smashed BB's instead, He blamed Emmett for the blog entries for some unknown reason only known by himself.
This and the X factor drove BB into a deep depression and was silent all day and irate and snappy on the phone. No one dare ask him anything, all questions were passed to Gerry on white post it notes (Him being Neutral) He then sneaks them on to BB's desk when he was visiting the little boy's room which luckily for us he does quite often. With at least 20 questions asked of him daily , Gerry has been quite busy.
"He's fine with me" Gerry the brother shouted out from behind one of the barricades while waiting for BB to take break so he can place a few more questions on his desk. Gerry has been the go-between all day reporting back to mother ship (Dee) on what the 3 were up too (triple agent, and looks the right shape for it too).
Giuseppe has entered the Blog and started answering the remarks made about him over the recent days.
BB is refusing calls from VIPs (ie- Girl friend)
Emmett still A.W.L.
6pm ---- LATEST UPDATE
Gerry has reported that one of the 3 intends to pack his bags and bail out. " This is no life" where some of the works reported others where " Duck" and " I want my money"
BB has left the office.
Giuseppe is still ranting and raving about this and that.
8.30pm
Emmett has entered the office with a white blanket draped over himself and has his gym bag with him.
He grabs his bag of drugs and dashes out the door. Last seen heading back towards the snug.
10.30
All quite on the office front.
No noise, I'll venture out and inspect the damage, have my hot choc and report back.
Back soon with report
12.21am
I am back from my hot chocolate break with the latest. Giuseppe has now done a 360 on us and is now high as a kite , on top of the wave and being as good as bronze, but approaching silver and may hit gold by morning. Keep you posted.
No sign of BB or Emmett and I have hunted high and low but not a sign of them. Not under desks or over ground. Not a sighting of them all evening.
Office looks worse for wear, 1 x broken computer, 2 x crushed lava lamps, 3 x white flags made from Dee's best sheets lying over two home made barricades made from a filing cabinet and a Chinese dressing screen (imported from China in 1987 by Dee on a visit there) 4 x cracked bulbs and a half dozen or so eggs smashed and covering Giuseppe's computer and the heater behind which are half scrambled from the heat and looked quite tasty ( We made NO eggs this morning - more industrial trouble in Greenland I guess so I am starving). I was just about to tuck in to them when I noticed the eggs were on the march, a moxey load of little ants were carrying it off to their hideout. Fuck there goes dinner I thought to myself so I let them have it. I opened up on them with all my might.and crushed them and the eggs to a pulp.
Being as hungry as a mule I ate the pulp up and licked my lips, not bad, not bad at all.
Well that's all I can report but do report back for more - Remembering tomorrow is another day.
Sleep tight
Robbie Re
I am off home now.
See you all tomorrow for a brand new show,
.
