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AMSTERDAM ESCAPE BOG -->> ENTRY November 23rd 2007 - Titled - Friday all day today.
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November 23rd 2007 - Titled - Friday all day today.
Good day, good day,
Good day , good day all.
Hello Sheila,
I woulden't give a XXXX for anything else.
Well hello all, Robbie here,excuse me , but I am busy learning all the Australian slang and other Austrialianisims.
Maccas (pron. "mackers") : McDonald's (the hamburger place)
With Brendan leaving in less than 157 days I am very very busy learning all there is to know about being an Austrialian in 10 words or less.
I have bought all the books on the subject and have written to the embassy hoping to get some general tips and requested a copy of their best seller "How to pass yourself off as an Austrialian in one hundred and fifty days or less".
I am hoping to learn a lot from this, the walk, the talk, how to gamble, fart and generally be discusting in the 5 simple step programme to becoming a true Austrialian.
I have very big shoes to fill.
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Weather very cold today so if your thinking of coming to wonderful Amsterdam, bring your winter wollies.
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Get to Amsterdam by helping UNICEF
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Today I am totally bored out of my mind, whats left of it. I am just been informed by Brendan that Rambo 3 is being made, He's Back. Dog help us. Even more bored now.
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The office is like a coffee shop right now and Brendan's girl friend, Carloline OWKA Ball of fluff is due in any minute and Brendan is half baked, just 2 puffs of a home grown joint (given to us by our local drug grower / handy man ) and BB is out of his head and girl friend will not be a happy bunny.
When BB gets stoned and then goes shopping he does mad things like putting items into other peoples trollies / baskets while they ain't looking and this drives Ball of fluff mad.
But it's the only fun BB gets from all them trips to the supermarket, "It's such a horrible job , 7 days a week. " he explains to anyone who will listen.
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Today has been a very quite day on the e-mails and phone, guess nobody wants to come to Amsterdam at present. We are fully booked anyway.
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8.30pm
Emmett and Mothership off to the gym now which leaves me all on my own.
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11.20pm
Brendan has just arrived back into office, a little worse for wear, one to many. Ball of fluff straight on to him " Where are you".
Get use to it mate.
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Well sorry todays load of shit was as funny as watching paint dry, but somehow I ain't feeling very funny. I have pains everywhere. My arm, My knees, my chest, my brain and now my finger is twisted so I cannot type very well.
Me off home play with myself.
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That's all Folks
Robbie
The Nine Fingered Retard.
AMSTERDAM ESCAPE BOG -->> ENTRY November 23rd 2007 - Titled - Friday all day today.
