Amsterdam Sex Clubs
(Warning- some strong language on this page, if you are easily offended please fuck off now).
Below is a list of every known sex club and massage parlor (same thing really) in Amsterdam. We have searched high and low, looked in every nook and cranny to bring you the most complete list of places to get a shag during your stay in Amsterdam. (List excludes the Red-light district, but one place did make it in).
Jan Bik Amsterdam Club offers clients free parking. Simply show your parking ticket to the manager afterwards, you can make love and have sex in one of the finest brothels of Amsterdam, and park for free.
Sex clubs come in all shapes and sizes, from a dump to a palace and everything in between, but all fall into one of three categories. large and elaborate, private house, and adult clubs
Average rate is between Euro 120 and 200 an hour which actually works out cheaper then the red-light district
(Around Euro 50 for (suck) to 100 (Suck and fuck) for 15 minutes) Most have bars and you can choose the girl from
the selection on offer. The busy times like weekends there are more women on offer.
If the club offers to collect you for free, this means the taxi driver is more than likely on the pay roll and will receive a
large commission to get you to the club which you will end up paying for weather you like it or not.
Good advice is, if the club offers to collect you, refuse. Get a taxi from a taxi rank and give an address a few doors
down from the club, make sure taxi has gone and then walk to the club. And the golden rule is never ask a taxi driver to
recommend a club.
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Club Elegance club-elegance.nl
Located at Nicolaus Witsenkade 38,
Phone 627 9788
Opens 4pm to 4am
Club Elegance actually live up to it's name but in a sleazy kind of way but it you go after dark you will miss this as it's not visible at night. € 75 admission fee is charged at the door but your first five drinks are included but if none of the girls working do not give you a stiffie, you may leave at any time minus your admission fee. But the night I attended there were about 15 girls working but more kept arriving all the time I was there (Out on hotel visits I suspected); anyway a girl for every taste unless your gay of course. A bit Pricey @ Euro 175 an hour + entry fee.
Located at MotorKade 4,
Phone 632 6520
Opens 10pm to 10am
NO report on this place so we have to take what they say on their web site "Our 25 ravishing hostesses will make you feel comfortable and they will "for fill" all your fantasies".
Collection by car service (You have been warned)
No rates quoted either.
Located at Roompotstraat 1
Phone 676 24 20
"Free" limo service is available. (As you know, Nothing free in this world)
Golden Key (No web site)
Located at Overtoom 294,
Phone 612 4078
Nothings much to say about this place, never been. They operate the taxi scam and change admission fee at the door. I have read bad reviews of this place so be warned.
Amsterdam branch located at Buitenwieringenstraat 3-5 (Branches in most Dutch cities)
Phone 622 2785
Opening hours 12.01am to 6am
Known locally as Jan Bik and without entrance fee. They offer most reasonably priced sex in town. Nice ladies willing and able to provide GFE. A full hour of pleasant sex with a friendly lady at less than 100 euros in a comfortable room is good value for money. No playboy models found here but mature good natured service providers.
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Located at Stadhouderskade 64,
Phone 662 4952
Located near the Rijksmuseum within walking distance from the Leidseplein square and close to Holland Casino just in case you fancy trying to win your money back after visiting the club.
Royal Society Models
Located at Stadhouderkade 61,
Phone 577 4922
Located very near Societe Anonyme as the address indicates but you will find the same women working in both places as it is the same place but operates under a different name during day time. I really liked this place. Nice surroundings and lovely pretty women.
Princess Gentlemen's Club
Located at Westeinde 18
Phone 330 5200
It's opened from 8pm to 4am and only on week nights (Strange).
No report to tell.
Located at Overtoom 558,
Phone 616 0314
Operates the taxi scam so avoid the taxi service and follow the above instructions.
Complimentary drinks and "Happy hours" are till 7 pm I.E - Cheaper Sex
You can get a tram to the Overtoom or get a taxi (not directly to club) There is a cafe close by called CafeTer Brugge at Overtoom 578, get out here, wait till taxi leaves and walk back to club.
Congratulations you have just saved yourself € 75.
Located at Singel 295,
Phone 624 9503
Most expensive sex in Amsterdam and drink prices to match, a bottle of Champagne will cost you Euro 200. On entry you have to pass through a metal detector and are also frisked down by a security guard. This place is for the rich and famous only. Lottery winners welcome.
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Privehuizen (Private Brothel Houses)
Private brothel houses are not allowed serve alcohol so do not have a bar. Drinks are delivered to your room (under the counter job). If works a lot like the clubs except you never meet other clientele in the place so discretion and anonymity are guaranteed.
On arrival you are met by a manageress (Momma) and shown into a reception area and then one by one each of the available girls enter and introduce themselves to you. If you fancy one of them you simply tell the manageress and the girl will escort you to an available room If none take your fancy you can simply get up and go and pay nothing.
Worth noting is none of the private brothels are involved in the taxi and champagne scams which most all the private cubs are into.
Amsterdam Prive amsterdamprive.nl
Located at Overtoom 443,
Phone 618 9110
One block up and across the street from Ria's, who also own it.
Located at 70 Willem De Zwijgerlaan,
Phone 618 4069
Located quite far from the city centre so a tram is the best way to get to it. On arrival you will be greeted by a woman who will ask if you are a returning customer. Not many girls working here at any one time only around five. The hostess will inform you how many are on and would you like to meet them. Sessions include a sexy massage before moving on to the main course and are times in 30 minute sessions. Rooms have no Jacuzzi but are clean.
Chiang Mai (No Web site)
Located at Barndesteeg 9, off Nieuwmarkt close to red-light
No sex here only massage. Visited here with a friend of mine. You are escorted into a large livingroom / lounge sort of place where you can have a beer while picking your masseuse from a
selection of around seven girls. The massage varies from girl to girl but in general it's not a bad traditional Thai style massage. The 1 hour option includes body to body massage and for an extra fee a hand job is offered but NO intercourse. Not expensive so a tip to the girl is expected.
Club Bianca (No web Site)
Located at Amstelveenseweg 145,
Phone 662 4280
No report on this place. A tram ride away (Tram number 2) get off at the Amstelveensweg stop and your beside it.
Salon Bali (No web site)
Located at Admiraal de Ruiterweg 419,
No report on this place,
Phone 682 2782
Love Club 21 (No web site)
Located at Koestraat 21, (just off Nieuwmarkt)
Phone 620 5307
Located in a lane off Nieuwmarkt square Club 21 is more like a private house than a club so do not expect a fancy place. You are greeted and shown into a small lounge where the girls are and you take your pick. You then wait while the arrangements are made and if you ordered a drink you have to wait for this also with all the other girls you didn't pick watching you.
The "menu" has several options ranging from a thirty minute massage to sixty minute massage with sex.
Park 118 bellezzatruelove.nl/page4.htm
Located at Sarphatipark 118
Phone 672 3022
Several locations in the Netherlands.
Laid back friendly place with between 5 -10 girls working at any one time but age and beauty vary quite a bit.
Romantisch Prive (No web site)
Located at Middenweg 89a
Open from Monday to Saturday 9am to 12 midnight. closed Sundays.
Phone 692 5183
Located near Amstel Station owned and operated by Park 118 owners. .
Vienna Massage vienna.nl
Located at Rijnstraat 224,
Phone 612 3444.
This place advertises it self as a massage parlor but do not really offer massage, just sex so it's more like a private brothel club than a massage parlor. Very discrete entrance and quite easy to miss, look for a white door with a gold plaque on it and write down the address before going. They also offer a call out escort service.
Sabailand Traditional Thai Massage
Located at Marnixstraat 155,
Phone 623 5827
Sabailand the place to go for a real Thai massage, located in the Jordaan area.
Some of the girls offer "Extra special services"
Siri Massages (No Web Site)
Located at Admiraal de Ruijterweg 402, Bos En Lommer
Phone (Mobile Number) 061 1156739
A small plaque next to the buzzer on the door says they provide physiotherapy and sports massage. On entering you are welcomed and shown into the waiting area
Once you select your masseuse she leads you to a room and heads off to get water and some oils and stuff. She then stripes off and gets to work on you.
Extra services are also offered to certain guests. There are several other clubs in this area.
Open weekdays only.
Parenclubs / Swinger Clubs
Swinger clubs, meet someone interesting and fuck them there and then, what could be better.
Parenclubs specializes in public group action and more. Facilities vary from beautiful to simple bars. See this site to read peoples comments on Brothels, Gang Bangs, FKK Clubs, Partytreff Clubs, Swingers Clubs, and lots of information on Prostitutes in general.
Club Paradise club-paradise.nl
Located at Schaafstraat 26,
Phone 637 3416
If Paradise is half as nice I cannot wait to get there. This place is for the open minded kind of person and not for the faint hearted. You have it all here gang bangs, group sex, males, females, homo's, lesbians and orgies with people having sex all over the place right in front of your eyes.
Dress code once inside is towel only. Singles Monday to Friday only, Weekends are reserved for couples and special events like gang bangs when women are hired to provide extra pussy (men always out number women). Group and private rooms, large lounges, excellent spa facilities, large disco bar all combined makes this a fine place.
Admission charges differ depending on the day.
Candy Club candyclub.nl
Located at Eikenweg 29,
Phone 694 7379
The oldest swingers club in town if not the world now into it's 37th year. More gang bang stuff here. Friday night is gang bang night, Saturday nights are couples only. while Sunday see the "Pleasure Dome" when everyone is welcome. This is you bargain basement swingers club and offer zero facilities are offered.(your clothes lie where they drop). Their slogan is "where everything is allowed and nothing is obliged".
Located at Nassaukade 120.
Phone 475 1981
This is a crazy place where anything can happen and usually does. It's a bar / cafe type place where the clients provide the entertainment and I don't mean singing. Sex man sex and plenty of it. You will find people doing in on the table next to you, on the bar and every corner will be taken For the leather heads there is a torture and bondage a dungeon provided in the basement. Regular theme nights during the month and appropriate dress is encouraged.
Boys Club (No Website)
Located at Amstel 21
After hours gay club 4am to 8am Friday / Saturday only.
This is where everyone gay heads for who haven't picked up anyone already.
Very small club packed with lovely looking boys and men and loads of mirrors to give the feeling the place is larger than it really is.
50 cents to use the toilet. Drinks Euro 5 / Beer Euro 3
Phone 622 8828
A pay for photo site of all the boy escorts you can book a date with and have them in bed in less than 1 hour. Thump nail photos of the boys are free to view. You pay to see the good ones.
Michael's Boys www.michaelsboysescorts.com
A selection of hot boys to have some fun with. Your Boy, Your place within an hour.
Boys for Men (No Website)
Located at Spuistraat 44
Shop, club and cinema offering videos, gay items and real live boys.
Rates are around Euro 140 per hour per boy. (Tips expected)
Chantal (No Website)
Located at Schipholweg 979
Phone 555 1367
Club LV club-lv.com
Located at Middenweg 144
Phone 663 6662
Hip, hop and happening, Club lV is the place to be.
Coby Privehuis (No Website)
Located at Haarlemmermeerstraat 42
Phone 615 5104
Exploitanten Relaxbedrijven (No Web Site)
Located at Quellijnstraat 77
Phone 662 3619
Gigi Massagesalon (No Web site)
Located at Bos en Lommerweg 72
Phone 488 5511
Golden Love Birds (No Web Site)
Located at Sloterkade 19
J.J. Onel (No web site)
Located at Adm. de Ruijterweg 248
Phone 688 5653
Kwikie (No Web Site)
Located at Bos en Lommerweg 72
Male madam here running the show here, a young Asian guy mid twenties He seemed pretty cool and chilled. The door opens up into a large parlor. Only 2 girls on duty and not the best looking. Euro 50 for sex with kissing an extra Euro 20.
Phone 683 5318
Milau (No web site)
Bos en Lommerweg 177
Phone 682 4405
Sex from Euro 60 per hour.
Satyricon (No Web Site)
Located at Roompotsstraat 1
Phone 676 2420
No info on this place at present.
Salon Claude (No Web Site)
Located at Meerhuizenstraat 25 ll
Phone 675 4412
No report on this place at present.
Schiphol Love Club loveclub.nl (Dutch site)
Located at Aalsmeerderdijk 52
Phone 657 0009
Schiphol Love Club, for business and pleasure.
Sexodrom / Sex Palace
Phone 622 3692
Located at Nieuwendijk 74 in the Red light District. This place is
not really a club. Half of it is a peep show where you enter a cabin,
place Euro 2 in the slot, a window rolls back and in front of you are a
couple having sex or a girl fucking herself with a dildo and the other
half has loads of video cabins where you can choose from a 1000
video titles (every form of sexyou can think of) and have a wank
Masturbate) on to the floor. Guys with mops and buckets are
constantly cleaning up the cum.
Sneeuwwitje, (No Web Site)
Located at Lutmastraat 211
Phone 662 6986
No report at this time.
Try It (No web site)
Located at Kuiperstraat 86
Phone 662 7091
Clubs outside of Amsterdam
Amsterdam is not the only place for sex in Netherlands. All over Europe and beyond there are
places offering all types and tastes. Below are a few of the top ones offering something a bit different.
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Located at Lagedijk 328, 1544 BN Zaandijk
Phone 075 622 2348
A unique erotic club for broad-minded couples and a select number of singles.
Showboat is a real boat and is large enough to ensure that passengers won't become seasick.
This makes for an exiting and erotic sea adventure.
You have sauna and steam rooms and a large dance floor with live DJs.
Club Fun4Two fun4two.nl
Located at Middelweg 18, Moordrecht
Phone 018 237 8724.
Couples only, described as one of the top parenclubs in all Europe. Never been so cannot comment.
Kasteel Waterloo / (Waterloo Castle) kasteelwaterloo.nl
Located at Old National Road (on the N27) between Roermond and Venlo
Phone 077 474 3030
Situated in beautiful spectacular grounds It's more a huge house than a castle. A real treat awaits you here.
Fata Morgana fata-morgana.nl
Located at Rijksweg 15 , Muiden (Close to Amsterdam)
Phone (Mobile) 065 0495244
FKK Sauna Clubs / (freedom of body culture)
A German idea recently arrived in Amsterdam.
A sort of nudist resort.but with a difference, some would call it paradise, a place where you can have sex with any women you wish too. Place is lovely with gardens, Jacuzzis, saunas, porn cinemas, several bars which serve food.Entrance fee of Euro 60 includes use of all the facilities.
A half-hour sex session with any women you choose costs an additional €50.
Badda-bing (No Web Site)
Located at Rijksweg 5, 5125 NB Hulten between Tilburg and Breda
Phone 0161 222240
You either like or don't like this place, both good and bad reports have reached us.
Around 10-15 girls selling their wears in this place.
Sauna club Yinyang yinyang.nl
Located at Heinsbergerweg 230 6045 CL Roermond-Melick
Phone 0031 475 532 5969
Located in a country estate of 25.000m2. This place looks pretty good.
Golden Time goldentime.de
Located at Heidweg 1, Bruggen, Germany
Phone 0049 2163 8894760
This place really rocks. A .2.5 hour journey from Amsterdam but well worth the journey.
Amazing place really with beautiful outdoor-terrain covering 12000 m²:
Best not do a day visit, book a hotel or Golden Time will do this for you and stay the night. You can go to and from Golden Time and have a shag on every visit.
Entry Fee is Euro 50 and includes everything except the sex. Food and drinks included.